fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
