would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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