Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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