Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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