She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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