omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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