He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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