she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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