It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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