..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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