so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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