I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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