i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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