My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
