I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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