So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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