he wants to bone in the snuggie
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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