go do what you do best...puke behind churches
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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