...so i touched it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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