How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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