yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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