btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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