porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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