i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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