she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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