So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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