fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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