If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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