hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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