if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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