i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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