Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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