So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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