Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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