# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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