we're chasing vodka with high fives
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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