No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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