You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
