Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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