By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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