Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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