We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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