Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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