I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Do vagina's smell?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Damn victory sex feels great
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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