Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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