I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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