Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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