can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You need a sexual gate keeper
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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