I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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