People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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