I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it