Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell