His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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