Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.