this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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