So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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