Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I think we might need a safe word for this...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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