You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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