I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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